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Help!! The pigeons are out to get me!! Anyone who wants to save me, join this page.
As you can tell, I am weird and have serious problems(shut up voices or I'll poke you with a q-tip!!).Still, if you feel safe enough to join, be my guest.
Not only are the pigeons in on this but the other birds as well, crows, ravens, and flamingos(from now on known as 'pink mingos') especially The huge pink birds help plot the human race's end, PINK IS AN EVIL COLOR. I'll be okay.I lost it but I WILL BE OKAY!!! The leprechauns tell me to burn things which is awesomely cool but they won't go away when I tell them. Louis says hi too he's the guy who talks to me and my friends.

Anyway, back to the birds plotting the end of the human race. I'm recruiting anyone who wishes to save the world from a feathery takeover. Comment on this page and I will answer when I have time.

Pigeons are the embodiment of evil!! They go around spreading disease and crapping on people's new clothes. Do you know how much that really, really sucks? It does, and I will do everything to stop the plans of the evil birds!!
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 There are many branches in this military and therefore, there are many ranks. To list them all would be overwhelming(to me).
I will post a list of recruits and their ranks here.
Recruits as of now include:

[bye.](me)-Demon Bird Slayer and World Saver
[jAMm]-2nd degree bird hunter
[BelloCaccia]-private
[Kealey]-Artillerist Captain
[Firenze]-psychotic bird killer#1
[frozen_n_time]-psychotic bird killer#2
[BornFromSilence]-private
[Predenica]-private
[To Whom It May Concern]-private
[Annonymous]-private
[Smile Addiction]-private
[JajaJulie]-private
[Denny Jojomojolojo] eeeh?
[~DarkMark~] private looooooon
[lordjoesnow] beaver level ^_^
[Cute Deranged Psycho]-pscho slaughter
[BlackTearsCry]-.MSK.(Master Bird killer)
[sweet transvestite27]I shall peck your eyes out biatch!!
[Blasphemous Rumours]
[bassistgirl] aviphobe
[Vixen!]
[Nymphette] SHODDY PIGEON WILL SAVE THE DAY! Hes the only nice pigeon around. and he fights against fat pigeon, the worst pigeon of them all...
[sheeby] well well what do we have here another evil pigeon huh BANG hahaha it didn't last very long lol
[Gulius] Bastard fuckin pigeons!!! ahh i hate em all
[Alsar] Kill the bloody rats of the sky
[Yautja] I'll shoot the bastard fucking things
[ghostiegirl] THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!THE PIGEONS!!!!
WRING THEIR NECKS!!!!
[POG] THEYRE COmING!!!!!! *swats away pigeon with glowy red eyes* Back, BEASTS!!!!!!
[Obsidian Blackwillow] kill the pigeons
[Keyta] sniper and with a bag of bird seed *evil little smile*
[newgroundman1234] my muffins are pigeon hating muffins!!!
[BOIGOTH] - fear the wrath of my army of super snails, pigeon scum!!!
[Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] I've got spys in their systems... Shhh! (Woodpecker flys by) I told you never to meet me in public!
[*Leric*]- ....It BIT ME
[scars] die you evil demon birdies
[Caritas] BEWARE! They are coming to get us all!! *runs for dear life* *stops* OHHH ICE CREAM! Umm. I mean ALLLLL
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
[iliketoast] - the pigeons eat bread...NOT toast...*anger*

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2004-10-18 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: OHHHHHHHH i WANNA JOIN!!!!

2004-10-18 [~DarkMark~]: u'll av 2 get past me first!!! GRRRRR!!! lol oj

2004-10-18 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: AHHHHHHH you hate me so

2004-10-18 [~DarkMark~]: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! i dont hate u!!! i dont hate any1....xept....well we dont need 2 go there! lol

2004-10-18 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: you do! ::dies::

2004-10-18 [~DarkMark~]: nooooooooooooooo!!! *plays funeral music* dont die!!! :(

2004-10-19 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: too late.... I'm dead

2004-10-19 [~DarkMark~]: damn it!! and u never told me what type of coffin u wanted!

2004-10-19 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: so can I join.... or do i just have to die

2004-10-19 [~DarkMark~]: nah i fink u can join! ask ami tho....lol [jAMm]

2004-10-20 [Firenze]: You have to ask [hellfire 15] to join

2004-10-20 [jAMm]: dont ask me! i know noting! ask the leader!

2004-10-20 [Firenze]: ok :) whatever

2004-10-20 [~DarkMark~]: okiii...sowi i dont av a clue, ignore meeeee lol

2004-10-20 [Firenze]: don't worry nor do i half the time

2004-10-21 [jAMm]: how come you dont have a clue? ill give u one! pick me! pick me!

2004-10-22 [~DarkMark~]: im confuzzled........:s

2004-10-23 [Firenze]: i think everyone is

2004-10-23 [~DarkMark~]: lets start over!!! hiaaa!!

2004-10-23 [Firenze]: Hey howz u?

2004-10-23 [~DarkMark~]: gr8 ta!! u??

2004-10-23 [Firenze]: I'm fine but I have to now to go beat up my little bother, speak to ya later.

2004-10-23 [~DarkMark~]: lol av fun!! cyaz xxxxxxx

2004-10-24 [Firenze]: Hello???

2004-10-24 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: hello! "THE GRUDGE" IS SCARYYY

2004-10-24 [Firenze]: is it really???

2004-10-24 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: yes omg.... and if you go to www.doyouhaveagrudge.com it will scare you bad. OMG I HAD TO LEAVE lol.... I'm scared of everything. but if you go thru that house and with the sound on ... ::dies::

2004-10-24 [Firenze]: I have to go now but I will have a look at it later......*smiles* bye

2004-10-24 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: Make sure you go to the bathroom first and turn up the sound.

2004-10-25 [Firenze]: ok whatever

2004-10-25 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: lol it's fun

2004-10-26 [Firenze]: I thought it was crap and not scary at all

2004-10-26 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: what the movie or the site? or both.

2004-10-27 [Firenze]: both, go to this site its similar to ET and EP, http://www.elfcity.cjb.net/

2004-11-04 [~DarkMark~]: howdyyyy

2004-11-04 [Firenze]: hey ya, howz u?

2004-11-04 [~DarkMark~]: am gdddddd thnkee u?

2004-11-04 [Firenze]: i am ok a bit unhappy for no reason at all though

2004-11-04 [~DarkMark~]: awwwwww :( *huggles* dnt b sad!!

2004-11-04 [Firenze]: I'm not now, lol!!! I am very happy and very hyper (I get hyper active on sprite)

2004-11-04 [deaths elf]: how do you get a banner??

2004-11-04 [deaths elf]: pigeons !!!

2004-11-04 [lordjoesnow]: hyper off sprite????? wierd! i use ribena :P

2004-11-05 [Firenze]: nah sprite is better, I can jump 3.5 metres in the air when I drink enough of it, thats why in netball, my pe teacher doses me up on it.

2004-11-05 [lordjoesnow]: hahahaha, tactical thinking, my mum band me from ribena for a while cos i hit my gran and broke her glasses lol

2004-11-05 [Firenze]: yep like u said tactical thinking, hahahaha about the ribena

2004-11-05 [~DarkMark~]: lmao

2004-11-05 [lordjoesnow]: hehehehe, she still gives me a pound every time i see her

2004-11-05 [~DarkMark~]: i do?? hu dus??

2004-11-05 [lordjoesnow]: my gran lol...not you, you give me somit else ya silly!:P ^_^

2004-11-05 [~DarkMark~]: heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :P

2004-11-05 [lordjoesnow]: :P and you get stuff too lol:P

2004-11-05 [~DarkMark~]: lol hehe :P

2004-11-05 [lordjoesnow]: for free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

2004-11-05 [~DarkMark~]: lol

2004-11-06 [lordjoesnow]: ^_^

2004-11-06 [Firenze]: Hello!!

2004-11-06 [~DarkMark~]: eloooo!!!

2004-11-06 [Firenze]: Howz u?

2004-11-06 [~DarkMark~]: am grrrrrrrrrrr8!! u?

2004-11-06 [Firenze]: I am really pissed off, I forgot to read my book for A-Level coursework and I am having to read all before monday! Evil brain, y do u 4get things!!! ^w^

2004-11-06 [~DarkMark~]: awwwwwww poor u!! *huggles*

2004-11-06 [Firenze]: its not that long so i will read it all 2moro, instead of watching my sad ickle brother playing football

2004-11-06 [~DarkMark~]: lol

2004-11-06 [Firenze]: yep he is so sad its unbelievable, why doesn't he play a proper sport like rugby, the sad little puffter

2004-11-06 [Firenze]: soz but I have to go now, speak to you later maybe!!! Bye

2004-11-06 [lordjoesnow]: *huggles for heather* hehehe..thats about all i say...

2004-11-07 [~DarkMark~]: *huggles 4 joe* lol

2004-11-07 [lordjoesnow]: can me and heather be evil pigeons????? please!!

2004-11-07 [bye.]: yes. I've been waiting for you guys to add your names to the list

2004-11-07 [~DarkMark~]: ohhhhhh!! i thort there was a password or sumt!! woops lol

2004-11-07 [lordjoesnow]: lol i did too ill add myself:P

2004-11-07 [bye.]: nope. As long as you comment, you're an automatic member.

2004-11-07 [~DarkMark~]: woooooooooo!! thx ^_^

2004-11-07 [bye.]: no problem

2004-11-08 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: why don't I get to be a member yet? This is depressing

2004-11-08 [~DarkMark~]: add urself

2004-11-09 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: i donno how

2004-11-09 [lordjoesnow]: i did it!!!^_^ took me four spelling mistakes but i did it! i originally put [cute derengedd phyco] lol, but i spelt psycho right now!!! ^_^ ^_^ im so proud of myself :D

2004-11-09 [~DarkMark~]: lol typicalooooo!

2004-11-09 [lordjoesnow]: how do u say that? cos when i read it i say it in my head oddly, ull have to say it 2 me someday:P lol

2004-11-09 [~DarkMark~]: lol oki il tell ya on sat

2004-11-09 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: when i type in my user name to log in I always spell it wrong and once i get it right then i do the pass word wrong lol

2004-11-09 [~DarkMark~]: awww! lol i always miss out the ~ in mine lol but i think that ive pressd it wen i havnt, so i get al confuzzled bout y it wnt work

2004-11-10 [lordjoesnow]: my names simple cos thers a slight patturn when ur typing it..goes in squares...just follow the keys....lol

2004-11-10 [~DarkMark~]: oh yea!!

2004-11-10 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: What lol it's not in a pattern... lordjoesnow... nope not seein it lol

2004-11-10 [lordjoesnow]: u go up, acros, down acros up acros down acros up acrios down...

2004-11-10 [~DarkMark~]: i undastand it lol

2004-11-10 [lordjoesnow]: :Dthats cos shes cleva! lol(no offence)

2004-11-10 [~DarkMark~]: lol

2004-11-10 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: lol lordjoesnow... I'm still not seein it... but i'm stupid lol

2004-11-11 [~DarkMark~]: awwwwww mayb american keyboards r diffrnt....

2004-11-11 [lordjoesnow]: ive got an american keyboard here, the only things different is the @ and " have swapped and u cant get a pound sign...lol

2004-11-11 [Firenze]: haha you've got an american keyboard they totally suck arse, I had to use one once at school.

2004-11-11 [lordjoesnow]: lol they do suck arse! cant do the msn faces rite

2004-11-12 [Firenze]: aww........ain't that a shame!!

2004-11-12 [lordjoesnow]: lol tis, tis

2004-11-13 [lordjoesnow]: but is no reason y u cant see the patturn:s

2004-11-14 [Cute Deranged Psycho]: I Don't know why I can't see them... I'll try one more time... lordjoesnow.... Ohhhh I see it now... ::feels stupid:: I had to do it really slow lol

2004-11-14 [lordjoesnow]: lol :D

2004-11-16 [lordjoesnow]: so evil pigeons, what do we usually do? do we reak havoc at all?

2004-11-16 [Firenze]: Well at home I sit on my house roof shooting (weapon of choice: bb gun or very powerful peg gun) those bastard pigeons that look like they are going to shit on my moped or my mums van. I have lots of fun, lol

2004-11-16 [lordjoesnow]: luky

2004-11-17 [Firenze]: I'm not lucky if I get caught by the police like last year

2004-11-17 [lordjoesnow]: tut tut

2004-11-17 [Firenze]: It was an accident, I missed the damn pigeon and hit the police car instead a common mistake you know

2004-11-17 [bye.]: you knew that would happen too

2004-11-18 [lordjoesnow]: hmmm maybe u shud grow the pigeons cos then ull never miss!

2004-11-18 [Firenze]: Yep I knew it would more than likely happen lol, nah I can't grow pigeons cause they would be dead before they were born.

2004-11-18 [ninje]: I KNEW IT its the damn evil pigeons *pulls out ak47*die die die

2004-11-19 [Firenze]: Who are you meant to be shooting? Us or the Pigeons?

2004-11-19 [lordjoesnow]: i recon he is shooting both us and the pigeons *kills [ninje]* hahaha no talking from you :P hehehehe

2004-11-19 [Firenze]: *Draws samurai sword* die you evil person

2004-11-19 [ninje]: ......i was killing pigeons-.-'

2004-11-20 [Firenze]: ok, you are forgiven.........but be warned if you did mean us then who knows what might happen

2004-11-21 [lordjoesnow]: excuse me..how are you talking??? i believe i killed you!! lol

2004-11-21 [Firenze]: you killed me???

2004-11-21 [lordjoesnow]: :S hmm maybe i killed some1 else...ah well

2004-11-21 [Firenze]: oh thanks thats nice to know......

2004-11-22 [lordjoesnow]: cudda been a pigeon? 0_o duno...

2004-11-22 [Firenze]: I'm not that short and fat

2004-11-22 [lordjoesnow]: oh

2004-11-22 [Firenze]: ^_^

2004-11-23 [lordjoesnow]: but u r slitly?

2004-11-23 [Firenze]: what??

2004-11-23 [lordjoesnow]: slightly* short

2004-11-23 [Firenze]: That is evil, I am not short even though my sister is about an inch shorter than me and she is 11. But still I AM NOT 20CM IN HEIGHT!!!! I AM 168CM IN HEIGHT YOU EVIL PERSON!!!

2004-11-24 [lordjoesnow]: i was only asking...sorryy..and i know alot of shorter people so that aint short, id say its normal

2004-11-24 [Firenze]: Thanks for future reference don't ever call me short again because I do get very offended as I am called it practically every day at school

2004-11-26 [lordjoesnow]: u r??? ahwwww

2004-11-28 [Firenze]: Yeah I do get called short in many different ways

2004-11-29 [lordjoesnow]: well the fittest girl in the world is quite short ya know.....*hopes ur a girl*

2004-11-29 [lordjoesnow]: *thank god u r a girl*

2004-11-29 [Firenze]: Yeah I am a girl

2004-11-29 [lordjoesnow]: :P phew!

2004-11-30 [Firenze]: u r very lucky indeed ;)

2004-11-30 [lordjoesnow]: okay, but i will need more proof..lol sorry but i have to have some ;) lol

2004-11-30 [Firenze]: wot proof? that I am a girl?#

2004-11-30 [Firenze]: wot proof? that I am a girl?

2004-12-03 [lordjoesnow]: :P yehhh...now how can you prove your a girl...hmmmm... :P lol im only messing! cors ur a girl

2004-12-05 [lordjoesnow]: or r u an evil pigeon? :S

2004-12-09 [dont click here]: hi, what are evil pigeons??

2004-12-09 [~DarkMark~]: all pigeons r just evil!!

2004-12-10 [dont click here]: ohhh.. lol

2004-12-11 [lordjoesnow]: even jess ks boyfriend? (yay i won:D)

2004-12-11 [Firenze]: ????? ^_^

2004-12-11 [dont click here]: i agree..?????

2004-12-11 [Firenze]: I don't know what anyone is going on about in here sometimes

2004-12-11 [~DarkMark~]: lets start agen....rewind....HIA EVERY1!!!

2004-12-12 [Firenze]: Hello, Howz u?

2004-12-12 [~DarkMark~]: im gr8 thx!! u??

2004-12-12 [Firenze]: I'm fine, been shopping for xmas pressies 2day, wot fun!!!

2004-12-13 [lordjoesnow]: xmas?? oh yea!! presents! damn. brb

2004-12-13 [Firenze]: a bit slow ain't yer [lordjoesnow]

2004-12-13 [lordjoesnow]: yeh, i forgot to buy some for my family lol

2004-12-17 [Firenze]: trust u lol

2004-12-17 [lordjoesnow]: :D lol, i got some now tho...and i remembered the wrapping paper

2004-12-17 [Firenze]: oh rite are looking forward to xmas

2004-12-17 [lordjoesnow]: yea, itll be all dandy....hopefully i mean, as they say 'things can only get better' rite?

2004-12-23 [Firenze]: yep they can and the weather men reckon its going to snow on x-mas day, but when are the weather men ever right?

2004-12-25 [bassistgirl]: Hello all! merry christmas! I brought a present! *pops a movie into the vcr* - THE BIRDS by alfred Hitchcock.... *starts munching popcorn happily and waits for the movie to start

2004-12-25 [Firenze]:

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

2004-12-28 [lordjoesnow]:

Merry December 28th Everyone!!!

2004-12-29 [ninje]: uh ok?

2004-12-31 [lordjoesnow]: i spose u wud also like a merry december 31st...the last day of the year! BRILL

2005-01-06 [Firenze]: wow whoop-de-do

2005-01-07 [lordjoesnow]: im 15 in 5 days :D

2005-01-07 [Firenze]: wow so what I am 16 and I am 17 in May

2005-01-07 [lordjoesnow]: oh dear!

2005-01-09 [ninje]: losers

2005-01-10 [Firenze]: Why am I a loser? Everyone else calls me a muppet

2005-01-11 [lordjoesnow]: :P u muppet :P

2005-01-11 [Firenze]: Oh thanks you spanner!

2005-01-15 [lordjoesnow]: im a spanner?

2005-01-17 [Firenze]: yep you are!!

2005-01-19 [lordjoesnow]: oo wat priveledges do i get as a spanner?

2005-01-20 [Firenze]: Yep and here it is <img:http://www.fiddledd.fsnet.co.uk/spanner.jpg>

2005-01-22 [lordjoesnow]: wow! looks just like me

2005-01-24 [Firenze]: I'm being sarcastic by the way..........

2005-01-26 [lordjoesnow]: im not! must b my twin then

2005-01-27 [Firenze]: Ok if you think its your twin then let it be your twin, lol

2005-01-28 [lordjoesnow]: umm my mum gae birth to a spanner

2005-01-31 [Firenze]: Now that would be just weird, maybe she adopted it

2005-02-01 [lordjoesnow]: are you saying i was adopted too??

2005-02-01 [Firenze]: No because u are funny and sweet!!

2005-02-03 [lordjoesnow]: so adopted people arnt funny nor sweet???(hehehe what a lovely hole uve just dug)

2005-02-03 [Firenze]: I know, I have dug myself into a deeper s*** pit, most people that I know that are adopted are little annoying s***s

2005-02-05 [4V0r41]: Behold my pigeony might

2005-02-07 [Firenze]: Die pigeon lover!! Die!! *grabs samurai sword and starts chasing [4V0r41]*

2005-02-08 [lordjoesnow]: AHHH!! *runs around in circle screaming*

2005-02-09 [Firenze]: What the hell are you on [lordjoesnow]? I'm not going to kill you.

2005-02-09 [lordjoesnow]: im on pot, and you will kill me :P just wait..i can be quiet the convincing one:P

2005-02-10 [Firenze]: Nah, I won't kill you because you are my friend

2005-02-10 [lordjoesnow]: :O really? that sounds like fun (i dont really do pot lol)

2005-02-18 [Firenze]: No I won't kill you

2005-02-19 [lordjoesnow]: yay i wotn kill me either :D

2005-02-21 [Firenze]: You silly person

2005-02-21 [lordjoesnow]: its not silly lol

2005-02-22 [Firenze]: Ok I am never going to win an arguement with you so I am going to have to agree

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